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This summer my college girlfriend came to my home town to visit. While there my mother pulled me to the side and gave me a family wedding ring and said I could propose with it my girlfriend hears and starts wailing like i proposed. the fact is that i had been dating my high school sweetie my whole freshman year and my mom was talking about her. It wasn't a good break up and i feel like a jerk, but my mom did this to me.
So...this is something that can really sneak up on gal. I've been on a few dates with this guy and it seemed pretty good but we hadn't slept together yet. So who knows, right? Then we went to a movie. OMG the guy was a Darth Breather! Soo loud. I looked over and he had his mouth open and he was taking in chunks of air like he was on Everest. i was so embarrassed. It sounded like I was in a scuba class or something. I asked him if he was sick and said no. Really? You can really learn a lot about a person by sitting next to them in a theater. No way me and Darth were gonna make it. No way.
While checking my email at work, I get to one from the guy I was dating for the past 6 weeks. In the email, he said that he'd like to just be friends. After reading it over a few times, I said out loud "I think I just got dumped in an email!" and got the opinions of all of my office-mates. We all agreed that it was the most chicken *&@# way to dump a girl (aside from the post-it on SATC).
Being driven home on the worst blind date of my life, the guy turns to me and says, "Sex between us would be incredible."
he tells me he wants to "beat it like a cop".
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